Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the 90s, man!
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Standard classic. Never gets old.
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!