2017 Vintage: The Kendrick Lamar

“Be humble.” “I’m trying, but this craft beer is 12% ABV.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

The copper mug remains the most stable element in the universe.P...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

@Diablo_Cow_Level06/08/2015 20:32There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@Palm_Pilot_User10/01/1999 09:43Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Broadband_Newbie03/15/2000 14:43Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Brazil_Terry_G02/26/2010 10:37Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Zoolander_Mug11/01/2000 16:06I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Rick_Roller_0703/07/2005 07:47Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!