2001 Legacy: The Ken

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Burning_CDs12/08/2005 11:56I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Dial_Up_King11/12/1996 10:21Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee05/25/2001 22:13A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Kill_Bill_Bride10/26/2004 21:47I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Grunge_Lord_9404/28/2003 10:58I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Butthead_Uhhh01/17/2013 21:59Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Woman_Yelling_C10/18/2009 13:38The cat is just sitting there laughing!

@Prodigy_User_X02/18/1999 12:42Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@Afk_For_Laughs12/16/1999 13:52Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.