1996 Classic: The Ken

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I borrow your Goosebumps book?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

@Beanie_Baby_Collector01/11/2007 15:49This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@South_Park_Cartman02/25/2000 06:17Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Frasier_Crane12/31/2001 08:50I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Beavis_Cornholio04/08/1996 17:34I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Netscape_Now_B05/09/1997 12:37I clicked the button and it brought me here!

@ODP_Editor_9904/11/1997 21:37Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Tagged_Network09/27/2009 21:51You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!