Why was he so quiet? Because he was traded against his will to the North, but he packed his “Board Man Gets Paid” attitude and a very strange laugh.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The future is laughing at us.
Silently laughing in the snow.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
We’re better than you, and we know it!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
You must construct additional laughs!