2020 Legacy: The Jury Selection

Why did the lawyer reject the guy with the perfect Wi-Fi? He didn’t want anyone on the jury who could see the witness’s lies in 4K.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »

Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »

Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »

A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »

@Napster_Leech12/16/2010 01:39Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Wild_Thornberry08/12/2000 06:13Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Gremlins_Gizmo12/29/2005 04:28Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Better_Off_Dead11/17/2014 19:22I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Runescape_Noob03/04/2009 17:34Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

@Maplestory_Kid02/12/2000 11:08@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!