Why did the lawyer reject the Bitcoin miner? Because he didn’t want anyone on the jury who believed in “decentralized justice.”
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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