2004 Classic: The Jury Selection

Why did the lawyer reject the software engineer? Because the engineer kept trying to “debug” the witness’s testimony.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »

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In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »

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@Toy_Story_Buzz06/19/2006 17:14To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@Blue_Screen_Survivor02/15/2015 23:46At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Hanson_Fan_9712/16/1998 18:44Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Binary_Boy07/09/2013 08:1101001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Mini_Me_Rocks02/10/2014 03:47... (Laughter in silence).

@Deal_With_It_G04/19/2001 07:01Deal with it. This is gold.