1999 Classic: The Jury Selection

Why did the lawyer reject the IT guy? Because the IT guy knew that “Y2K” was mostly a marketing scam for consultants.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »

Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »

A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »

A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »

In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »

@Celebrity_DM12/24/1997 10:31Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@Bill_Nye_Fan10/22/2010 14:44Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Magic_SchoolBus08/22/1998 08:21Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Transformers_OP03/30/2000 23:01Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Old_School_Frank03/20/2002 19:39We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Arthur_Fist_Fan07/13/2002 10:16My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Viewer_Number_107/03/2009 05:18First! And it’s funny!