1995 Classic: The Jury Selection

Why did the lawyer wear a tracksuit to court? He heard it was a “running” objection.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

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In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »

Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »

In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »

In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »

A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »

Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »

Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »

@Y2K_Ready09/03/2002 20:15If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Dorm_Room_Hero03/08/1999 10:07My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@SoundBlaster_AWE09/15/2003 13:43Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@Twelve_Monkeys_F05/21/2014 10:58The future is laughing at us.

@Jesus_Quintana05/04/2008 03:52Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Ancient_Aliens_G05/09/2004 21:17I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Club_Penguin_Kid02/16/2001 10:22Waddle on over and read this!

@Face_Palm_0107/21/2006 23:55Classic. Simply classic.