2007 Archive: The Juno Vocabulary

“Philo-sophical.” Suddenly every teenager is talking like a 40-year-old screenwriter with a penchant for indie folk music.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I just watched a video of my boss giving me a raise, but the lig...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

I just "learned" how to play the piano because an AI is projecti...read more »

My "Discover Weekly" is now so accurate it’s starting to suggest...read more »

My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »

2025 is the year of the "Moonwalk" resurgence.Part of the 61 Obs...read more »

My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »

I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »

Jigsaw is still alive? Or dead? Or a hologram? 2025 is a "Puzzli...read more »

Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »

My "Memory" feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve nev...read more »

Step into 2011 – the year of the Siri debut, the launch of Minecr...read more »

Step into 2007 – the year of the "Jesus Phone" launch, the birth ...read more »

Step into 2006 – the year when Twitter launched with its 140-char...read more »

@Cast_Away_Wilson01/28/1995 13:25WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@AOL_Instant_Msg09/19/2009 01:59I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Net_Addict_200006/27/2004 21:59My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Anchorman_Ron10/16/2014 07:09I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Cal_Naughton_Jr10/10/2006 02:31The magic man... is laughing!

@Bad_Luck_Brian09/07/1996 05:22Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Annoying_Orange07/23/2005 06:15Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!

@Troll_Face_Real03/17/2011 17:45Problem? No, just laughs!