2009 Vintage: The Jersey Shore

A guy walks in with a spray tan and orange skin. The bartender asks, “Gym, tan, or laundry?” The guy says, “Just shots.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

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A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

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In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

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@WinAmp_Shaker01/30/1995 21:08It really whips the llama's ass!

@Titanic_Survivor12/17/1999 21:08I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Saved_By_The_Bell11/30/1999 10:26I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@Distracted_Boy12/29/2001 15:46Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Confused_Travolta10/18/1995 16:38Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

@Get_Flash_Player06/04/2012 15:17Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@GL_HF_Runner09/17/1997 00:52Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

@Tay_Zonday_Fan03/20/2011 21:57Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.