2012 Vintage: The Java

Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”

Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@DialUp_Dreamer01/06/2007 21:54Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@MIRC_Ghost03/21/2001 09:34Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Fifth_Element_Lelu12/14/2015 11:51Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Wild_Thornberry06/29/2005 10:53Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Weird_Science_G11/21/2014 18:13We created a monster... of a joke!

@Midi_Background06/26/1995 05:25Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Toolbar_Hater03/05/2011 12:15My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Arthas_Fan_0209/15/2009 01:09Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

@Deal_With_It_G06/05/2002 08:54Deal with it. This is gold.