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2003 Archive: The Java

 Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”

Part of the 47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2003 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@Terminator_T80006/09/2007 10:55I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Home_Alone_Kevin12/03/2006 21:59Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Linux_Distro_Fan06/01/2013 05:45Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Saved_By_The_Bell08/10/1995 11:33I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
@Charmed_Ones03/22/2005 18:55The power of three... laughs!
@SpiderMan_Peter09/05/1997 00:12My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Tony_Hawk_Pro08/24/2008 02:56Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Dancing_Baby_9612/07/2003 02:21Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
@Metacrawler_X09/16/2001 16:04Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Stick_Death_Fan07/25/2002 03:28Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

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