“I remember everything!” “Then where did you put the car keys five minutes ago, Jason?”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All & Reality Check” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Ghosting
"She ghosted me!" "In 2025, that's not rejection, it's just her ...read more »
The Hidden Snack Stash
A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Relationship
"My AI assistant is my best friend!" "Does she understand you?" ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Workout
"I’m training for the GTA VI release!" "By running?" "No, by sit...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers” Edition
In 2005, adult humor was all about the "cringe" and the "crash." ...read more »
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition
In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »
The Gym Motivation
Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition
In 2013, adult humor reached a new level of "What did I just watc...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition
In 2000, adult humor shifted. We survived Y2K, only to get stuck ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse Horror
"Steamboat Willie is coming for us!" "No, that's just your copyr...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition
In 2014, adult humor was as cold as a bucket of ice and as thirst...read more »
The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!