2005 Archive: The James Blunt

A guy tells the waitress she’s beautiful. She says, “You’re drunk.” He says, “It’s true! I saw your face in a crowded place!”

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@Pikachu_Fan_8806/06/2003 21:04Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@USB_Pioneer06/12/2010 16:48Plug and Play laughter!

@Judge_Dredd_Law01/30/2006 04:34I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Top_Gun_Maverick01/04/2010 21:31I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Charlie_Unicorn03/18/2004 15:21We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

@Retweet_King11/04/2004 11:16RT if you think this is funny!