The only “Block-chain” we care about is the line of empty shot glasses.
Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Old Fashioned
Still here. Still classic. Still $18.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: T...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »
2024 Archive: The Brat Summer
A girl walks into a bar wearing neon green, messy hair, and smud...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
The Bear Patience
Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
2024 Archive: The White Russian
"The Dude abides the AI revolution."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: Th...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Silently laughing in the snow.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.