2017 Classic: The Ivana

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the mall!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

@Napster_Leech10/01/2015 02:51Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Agent_Smith_0101/30/2014 13:43It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Donny_V_ShutUp02/17/2007 09:01Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Nice_Guy_Eddie03/16/1996 23:02Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Tony_Hawk_Pro12/12/2000 18:43Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Warcraft_Orc09/04/2009 23:44Work, work... and laugh, laugh!