A guy walks into a bar dressed as a clown and holding a red balloon. The bartender says, “We don’t serve Pennywise here. The last time you were in, you kept trying to pull the customers into the sewer.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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