Tony Stark stood in front of the press and said, “I am Iron Man,” and just like that, my next ten years of cinema attendance were decided for me.
Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughing is as laughing does.
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
Deal with it. This is gold.
This is the future of humor!