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2004 Classic: The iPod Mini

 A guy shows off his neon-colored iPod Mini. The bartender says, “It’s cute. Does it come with a matching purse for your pride?”

Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Duke_Nukem_Fan08/29/2006 04:48I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@Zelda_Link07/15/2006 18:27It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@WinAmp_Shaker11/15/2013 19:37It really whips the llama's ass!
@PowerRanger_Red03/12/1995 09:45It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@SimCity_Mayor04/11/2002 10:11Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@Avatar_Na_vi07/05/1995 15:54I see you... laughing!
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan03/01/2002 23:07Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

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