A guy shows off his neon-colored iPod Mini. The bartender says, “It’s cute. Does it come with a matching purse for your pride?”
Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Very Demure
A woman orders a drink very quietly, sips it delicately, and wip...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twitch Streamer
A guy brings a ring light and a microphone to the bar. "What's u...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
It really whips the llama's ass!
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
I see you... laughing!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!