2023 Vintage: The iPhone 15

It has USB-C now. I told her everything is different. She said, “It’s the same phone, Greg. You’re just $1000 poorer.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »

It mowed the lawn into the shape of my wife’s face. I told her i...read more »

I told her I’m leaving her my "Skins" in my will. She said, "I w...read more »

"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »

In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »

When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »

We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

Our fridge locked itself and won't let me have a beer until I "p...read more »

@SpiderMan_Peter11/25/2002 18:31My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Motherboard_Max02/24/2014 11:57This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Hackers_Movie_Fan08/25/2001 04:18Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Butthead_Uhhh07/23/2004 23:20Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@This_Is_Fine_Dog02/24/2007 16:36Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Llamas_With_Hats09/10/1995 08:19Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

@Hashtag_Master01/24/2006 10:49#funny #joke #retro #90s