Steve Jobs just showed us a giant iPhone without a phone. I called it a “useless tray” for a week, and now I’m currently using it to read the news while eating cereal.
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I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
This is a comment on a funny joke.
I see what you did there. Clever!