Why was the “rich” cousin laughing at the regular iPad? Because Apple released a smaller tablet, and he claimed that the “standard size” was now only for people who had giant, clumsy 2011-style hands.
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🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2024 Vintage: The "North West at the Lion King" Drama
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2023 Archive: Taylor Swift’s The Eras Tour
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2009 Joke: A Little Boy Asked
A little boy asked his grandfather, “Why do we eat turkey on Than...read more »
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2024 Archive: The Nintendo Alarmo
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In 1998, Thanksgiving was a neon-colored fever dream. We were bus...read more »
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Why wouldn't the brother leave his room? Because Bethesda release...read more »
2024 Classic: Apple Intelligence
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
A joke for the end of the world.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
May I suggest another joke, sir?