Why did the lawyer arrive three years late to court? He told the judge that due to “gravitational time dilation,” he had actually been early on his planet.
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
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Laughing at the security of my own ribs!