Why did the lawyer bring a drone to the reading of the will? To “airdrop” the bill for his services directly onto the heirs’ laps.
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
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