Why did the lawyer bring a digital camera to the funeral? To take a “selfie” with the casket to prove he was actually there for billing purposes.
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & HR Nightmares” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Devil's Contract
Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition
In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »
The Inheritance Tax
Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »
The Final Closing
Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Technicality
A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition
In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Legacy
The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition
In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition
In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »
2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »
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The First Year Associate
The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition
In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »
The Jury Duty
Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition
In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.