2000 Classic: The Inheritance

Why did the lawyer check the will? To see if he could sue the estate for “emotional abandonment.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Netscape_Ninja06/16/2008 18:33Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@StreetFighter_Ken05/22/2004 12:49Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@The_Mask_Smokin11/02/2012 14:03P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Full_House_Michelle11/19/2001 14:31You got it, dude! Very funny.

@Orkut_Member_9901/17/1997 22:42A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

@Pwnage_King11/18/2001 21:03Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.