2023 Vintage: The Indiana Jones 5

An old man tries to whip the bartender’s hat off. He hits a shelf of gin instead.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@ModemWarrior10/13/1996 21:38I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@Ace_Ventura_Pet08/13/2012 01:43Alrighty then! Super funny.

@AOL_Instant_Msg05/06/2013 09:12I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Doom_Marines04/07/2015 03:52Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Nyan_Cat_Space04/29/2007 05:15Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!