Apple made a computer that looks like a giant blue jolly rancher, and suddenly my beige tower looks like a filing cabinet from the 1950s.
Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
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Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
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