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1998 Classic: The iMac G3 Glow

 Apple made a computer that looks like a giant blue jolly rancher, and suddenly my beige tower looks like a filing cabinet from the 1950s.

Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Zip_Drive_Owner08/06/2010 09:27Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@Home_Alone_Kevin09/24/2001 04:24Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@BitTorrent_0103/14/2005 13:58Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Brazil_Terry_G04/28/2013 06:24Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Donny_V_ShutUp07/15/2015 10:03Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Browser_War_V08/14/2004 21:47Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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