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2017 Classic: The “I’m the One” DJ Khaled

Why was the 4th so “Khaled”? Because he gathered Justin Bieber, Quavo, and Chance the Rapper just to shout “ANOTHER ONE” every time someone took a second burger.

Part of the 33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2017 “Despacito & Spinners” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PowerRanger_Red04/05/2013 11:47It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Forrest_Gump_8807/11/2014 09:49Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Legally_Blonde_Elle12/08/2001 05:27What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Incredibles_Dash05/31/2015 16:57That was super fast and super funny!
@Walter_Sobchak06/01/2003 05:59Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@Philosoraptor_X06/03/1998 20:50If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Delicious_Links06/23/2003 17:55Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
@GL_HF_Runner05/18/2015 22:09Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@Boxxy_Queen09/16/2001 21:17I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost05/13/1999 21:09Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

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