Why was the 4th so “Khaled”? Because he gathered Justin Bieber, Quavo, and Chance the Rapper just to shout “ANOTHER ONE” every time someone took a second burger.
Part of the 33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2017 “Despacito & Spinners” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
That was super fast and super funny!
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!