I told her I have an imaginary friend. She said, “Good, tell him to help you with the gutters.”
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
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