2016 Classic: The Ida

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Win95_Fanatic07/18/2004 08:52This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Pager_Guy08/27/2002 13:04Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@C++_Dev_9805/08/2015 14:20I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@BitTorrent_0108/06/1997 12:13Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Diva_Plavalaguna09/11/2001 15:58The highest note of humor!