2013 Classic: The Ice Cream

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “Let it gooo!”

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

@Doom_Marines12/03/1998 02:30Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Dancing_Baby_9606/24/2012 20:46Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Leave_Britney_A04/23/2003 05:45Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Ermahgerd_Girl03/31/2005 01:30ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Rage_Comic_Fan01/21/1996 16:54FFFFFUUUUU-nny!