Why is dating in 2012 like the movie? Because you’re fighting for survival in a group of 24 strangers, and the only prize is a loaf of bread and a guy who probably won’t call you back.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.