2012 Classic: The Hunger

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Katniss. / Katniss who? / Katniss (Can-this) door be any harder to open? I’m hungry!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

@Palm_Pilot_User07/26/1997 09:52Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan11/02/1997 03:43Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Anchorman_Ron07/20/1995 08:37I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Dale_Doback_Fan06/19/1997 06:39Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@Chain_Mail_Hater06/11/2001 07:29I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@Toolbar_Hater05/06/2000 17:13My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Afk_For_Laughs08/20/2000 11:58Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan03/29/2014 21:18Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!