2016 Legacy: The Hourly Rate

Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent “navigating to a PokeStop”? “Geospatial asset acquisition and strategic movement.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »

Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »

The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »

In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »

In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

@Nokia_Snake_Champ05/20/1995 17:53Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Simpson_Quotes01/04/2000 20:53D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Men_In_Black_K06/27/2015 05:23We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Kernel_Panic_9812/03/2007 03:01This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Sum41_Skater07/14/1999 23:59In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Charlie_Bit_Me11/15/2002 12:19Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Bebo_Lover_0508/15/2015 03:11Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob09/03/2010 22:04The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

@Retro_End_User05/17/1999 06:40The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.