1999 Legacy: The Hourly Rate

Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent thinking about charging? “Pre-billing strategic alignment.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »

Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »

A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »

A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »

In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

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@BBS_Sysop10/04/2009 14:36Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Tamagotchi_Sitter01/28/2010 08:37My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@XFiles_Spooky_M04/11/2002 10:49Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@AllYourBase_9902/05/1995 15:26All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Second_Life_Avy04/18/2009 14:39In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@GG_WP_9804/24/2011 07:35Good game, well played. This is a winner.

@Cloud_Computing07/19/2013 18:12Storing my laughs in the cloud.