A guy starts dancing awkwardly in a puffy red jacket. The bartender asks, “Back problems?” The guy says, “No, it’s the Drake look. You used to call me on my cell phone…” The bartender says, “Yeah, to tell you that you left your credit card here again.”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour
The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
The Bear Patience
Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twisters
A guy walks in and says, "You don't face a storm, you ride it!" ...read more »
76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition
In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
The Piano Player
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2024 Classic: The Dune
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Oops, I laughed again!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Shut up and take my laughter!