Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the movies?
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
That was intense... and funny!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?