Why did the dad try to hug a light beam? He thought his grandkids were visiting from across the country.
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 “Final Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
First! And it’s funny!