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2004 Vintage: The HMO Gym

The only equipment is a pen to sign your life away.

Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpaceJam_Fan01/31/2004 15:14Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Flashdance_What11/16/2000 18:20What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Talladega_N_R06/23/2012 19:47If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Xanga_Skin_Maker09/09/2002 17:01This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
@Last_Commenter07/19/2010 02:36Saving the best laugh for last!

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