A hipster walks into a bar before it’s even cool. He orders a drink you’ve never heard of and complains that the atmosphere is “too mainstream.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
2024 Classic: The Dark and Stormy
"The weather report for November."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
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74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition
In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
Shut up and take my laughter!