Why was the stuffing so fundamental? Because scientists finally found the “God Particle,” and Dad claimed his secret herb blend was the thing that gave the turkey its mass.
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🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The "No-Phone" Zone
Why was there a lead box on the table? Because 2025 is so high-te...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2021 “Bernie’s Mittens & Squid Game” Edition
In 2021, Thanksgiving was about awkward family reunions, wonderin...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survival & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Thanksgiving was a victory lap. We survived the millenni...read more »
2024 Vintage: Brat Summer
Why was the 2024 turkey served on a neon green platter? Because e...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Drumsticks” Edition
In 1995, Thanksgiving was a battlefield between the analog past a...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Metaverse" Black Friday
Why was nobody leaving for the mall? Because they were all "telep...read more »
2024 Archive: The Nintendo Alarmo
Why was the whole house waking up to Mario sounds? Because Ninten...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Thanksgiving was about spinning plastic toys, debating "...read more »
1996 Joke: Why Don’t Turkeys Ever
Why don’t turkeys ever get invited to Thanksgiving parties? Becau...read more »
2025 Legacy: Holographic Grandparents
Why was Grandpa flickering? Because he couldn't make the trip, so...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The "De-Extinction" Ham
Why did the ham taste like... mammoth? Because a biotech company ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Legacy" AI
Why was the dead great-grandfather giving a speech? Because they ...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Rickroll” Edition
In 2008, Thanksgiving was a mix of superhero origins, vampire fev...read more »
2023 Classic: Beige Flag vs. Red Flag
Why was the cousin judging her boyfriend at the table? Because in...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
You must construct additional laughs!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!