Why does the “high-speed” internet feel slower now that everyone is finally using it?
Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
This is why we need the internet.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Thanks for the donation and the joke!