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2014 Archive: The “Heart Want What It Wants”

 Selena Gomez is getting emotional. 2014 is a very “vulnerable” year for pop stars.

Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sega_Genesis_Kid05/21/2001 00:27Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Toy_Story_Woody09/26/1998 21:47There is a joke in my boot!
@Kazaa_Leecher09/25/2004 22:28I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Fight_Club_Member12/11/1999 01:39I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Fargo_Marge11/12/2007 14:22Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Linkin_Park_Fan05/22/2014 08:46In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Homestar_Runner06/27/2001 16:20That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
@Llamas_With_Hats02/28/2004 01:38Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
@Viewer_Number_106/21/2011 04:08First! And it’s funny!
@Last_Commenter03/18/2000 14:14Saving the best laugh for last!

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