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🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Step into 2009 – the year of the Angry Birds obsession, the launc...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year of the Furby craze, the launch of Goog...read more »

Step into 2008 – the year the App Store opened its doors, Iron Ma...read more »

I spent an entire week in May refreshing YouTube every hour like...read more »

Step into 2016 – the year of the Pokémon GO phenomenon, the launc...read more »

Step into 2015 – the year of the "What color is this dress?" deba...read more »

My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »

A new Man of Steel! He’s optimistic, he’s colorful, and he doesn...read more »

Step into 2020 – the year of the Zoom fatigue, the Animal Crossin...read more »

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

My "Memory" feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve nev...read more »

Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the...read more »

After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

Welcome to 1999 – the year we partied like it was, well, 1999. It...read more »

@ICQ_Flower10/22/1995 01:56The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@CRT_Degauss07/18/2013 06:04BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Fifth_Element_Lelu03/03/2013 02:12Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Better_Off_Dead08/06/1995 20:56I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Top_List_Winner07/21/2012 01:00Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Flickr_User_0405/14/2010 01:25A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Facepalm_Master12/14/2014 10:54I facepalmed and then I laughed.

@Captain_Obvious08/27/1999 18:38This is a comment on a funny joke.