2005 Classic: The Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire

Why did the lawyer represent Harry? He argued that “The Triwizard Tournament” violated every health and safety regulation in the wizarding world.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Net_Neutral_9510/20/1998 01:21This is why we need the internet.

@Clueless_Dionne07/15/1995 06:57Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Incredibles_Dash03/12/1997 07:17That was super fast and super funny!

@Space_Jam_Lola04/01/2012 08:34Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Hide_The_Pain_H07/26/1999 03:48I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Top_List_Winner06/02/2001 06:01Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Troll_Face_Real12/19/2011 08:11Problem? No, just laughs!