“The boy who lived… is finally an adult.” “Yeah, and just like every other adult in 2011, he’s probably wondering how he’s going to pay off his Gringotts loans with a degree in Defense Against the Dark Arts.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the Knee & Royal Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Doctor’s Advice
Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Workout
"I’m training for the GTA VI release!" "By running?" "No, by sit...read more »
The Search History
A modern horror story told in browser tabs.The scariest thing you...read more »
Q: What do you call a...
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52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition
In 1995, adult humor was social currency. If you had access to an...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic Leak” Edition
In 2008, adult humor was a survival mechanism. If you weren't jok...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Trailer 2
"Lucia is so cool!" "If you spent as much time helping me as you...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Exit
"Why was 2025 so fast?" "Because we spent the whole year waiting...read more »
The Magic Lamp Deal
Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.A guy f...read more »
The First Date Honesty
When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!