2014 Classic: The Harry

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up and open the door!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

@CoolSkater9812/05/2015 01:48Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Diablo_Cow_Level08/07/2014 02:07There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@Wrestling_Nut03/22/2007 08:59Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Digimon_Tamer07/24/2008 11:17My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@G_I_Joe_Real08/13/2008 02:09And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Facepalm_Master01/31/2003 13:47I facepalmed and then I laughed.